Senor Vorpal Kickasso

Dwarven Warden played by Oshi


Senor Vorpal Kickasso, level 7
Dwarf, Warden
Guardian Might: Earthstrength
Background: Geography – Mountains (+2 to Athletics)

Str 19, Con 17, Dex 10, Int 10, Wis 13, Cha 8.

Str 18, Con 14, Dex 10, Int 10, Wis 11, Cha 8.

AC: 22 Fort: 19 Reflex: 16 Will: 16
HP: 81 Surges: 12 Surge Value: 20

Nature +9, Perception +9, Athletics +11, Dungeoneering +11

Acrobatics, Arcana +3, Bluff +2, Diplomacy +2, Endurance +5, Heal +4, History +3, Insight +4, Intimidate +2, Religion +3, Stealth, Streetwise +2, Thievery

Level 1: Dwarven Weapon Training
Level 2: Toughness
Level 4: Tribe of the Enduring Mountain
Level 6: Weapon Expertise (Hammer)

Warden at-will 1: Thorn Strike (retrained to Earth Shield Strike at Level 5)
Warden at-will 1: Weight of Earth
Warden encounter 1: Earth Spikes (retrained to Hungry Earth at Level 3)
Warden daily 1: Form of Winter’s Herald
Warden utility 2: Mountain Lion Step (retrained to Nature’s Abundance at Level 6)
Warden encounter 3: Thundering Strike (retrained to Burst of Earth’s Fury at Level 4)
Warden daily 5: Winter’s Grip (retrained to Form of the Relentless Panther at Level 7)
Warden utility 6: Bear’s Endurance
Warden encounter 7: Earth Gift

Heavy Shield, Adventurer’s Kit, Terror Craghammer +1, Potion of Healing (heroic tier), Potion of Clarity (level 5), Bloodcut Hide Armor +1, ever cold cube, Everburning Torch, Residuum (Any) (411), Stone Working Kit, Cloak of the Walking Wounded +1, Sacrificial Craghammer +2, Hammer Shield Heavy Shield (heroic tier)


Senor is a dwarf from a dwarf town. His father is a dwarf. His mother is a dwarf. His brother is a dwarf. Okay not really, his brother is a Goliath. But don’t tell him that.

And honestly its fucking midnight. It took 2 fucking hours for this slow ass site to load to this page and I dont feel like making the effort to type an actual background now. So we’re going with Senor being a dwarf’s dwarf, a dwarf among dwarfs who dwarves the dwarfiness of other dwarves and as such owns the shit out of anyone and anything, for he is SENOR VORPAL KICKASSO

Senor Vorpal Kickasso

Shadows Over Elsir Vale Oshi